David Forgets Theme Song - The theme to your favorite web show!
BOOP DOO DOOP DOOP - The trumpet that ends each episode. Makes a good text message ring!
David Text - David tells you when you have a new text message.
It's Called a Text Message - David informs you of what text messages are called.
Wellington Assists - Mr. Wellington assists you with answering your phone.
Wellington Text - Oh...you appear to have a text message...
Phone Race - Can you answer your phone in public before your phone gets pissed? The race is on!
David Screams - A Lot.
David Screams (short) - HOLY FUCKING SHIT A TEXT MESSAGE!
